Today I received this message:
I have spoken to my partner and he does not like your attitude ONE BIT!! We are now rethinking our ransom price and if you do not wise up we will hold Larry over boiling water or worse yet sew him onto a DIRTY baby diaper! Don’t think we won’t do it so change your tone and contact me soon for further instructions. Not that you deserve it but we will send proof of life as a good will gesture on OUR part but that’s it!! WE make the rules not YOU so watch your mail and contact us the. BHG
Really? You’d really sew a button onto a dirty diaper? Ew! Okay, then. Do it. I call your bluff. Go find yourself the dirtiest diaper around. A big one, too. Make it an adult diaper. Then sew Larry on there. You know what? I don’t think you’ll do it. You couldn’t. No one in their right mind would handle a dirty diaper that closely!
So what is it? My next instruction, that is. I’m assuming we’re still on for the original $3k? You’ll get your money… but you’d better watch your back. And your garments.